Can someone give me a creative title on global warming?

Although most members of the scientific community agree that global warming is being caused by humankind, there are those that disagree; therefore, some creative titles for a paper on global warming could include the following:

• Natural or Artificial? An Examination of the Debates about the Cause of Global Warming
• Time for a Global Reality Check about Global Warming
• Global Warming: Apocalyptic Threat or Evil Hoax?
• If You Can’t Stand the Heat – It’s Probably Global Warming
• Is It Too Late to Do Anything about Global Warming?
• The Causes and Effects of Global Warming
• Identifying Global Warming Threats and Potential Solutions
• Global Warming’s Effects Human Health
• Global Warming Meltdown:  Facts and Fallacies
• The Positive Effects of Global Warming for Selected Countries
• Both Sides of the Global Warming Debate
• Will Humanity Survive Global Warming?
• How Global Warming Has Assumed Cult Status among Climatologists
• Understanding Global Warming from a Layperson’s Perspective
• Feeling the Heat:  Global Warming and Climate Change
• What Can be Done to Reverse Climate Change?
• The Arguments For and Against the Anthropogenic Causes of Global Warming
• Meltdown:  Why Global Warming is Going to Become Even Worse in the Future

You can also see a fully completed example essay on global warming which utilizes one the titles above.